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Joke of the Day
"Q: What do cats like to eat on a hot day? - A: Mice cream"
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"Why is Yoda afraid of 7? Because 9, 7 8."
"Today's Favorited tweet is tomorrow's Facebook update."
"Darth Vader watched The Harry Potter movies ""It was pretty wizard i guess"" said Darth Vader"
"Yo momma so dumb... my yoghurt is more cultured than her."
"Going to take my girlfriend out on a date to a Jewish restaurant. Hopefully it'll bring us kosher."
"main difference between /news/ mods and north korea? one side executes people for no reasons and puts people in detentions camps, the other one is a country."
"Hear about the constipated mathematician? Worked his logs out with a pencil."
"I just got into an argument with Mrs. Fields She was one tough cookie"
"I wanted to get a second dog to keep my dog company. I asked my dog if he wanted me to bring him a male dog or a female dog. He replied... ""Bitch, please""."