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Joke of the Day
"The human body is basically flavored water"
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"Every video my wife has taken with her phone has me in it saying, ""Are you taking a video?"""
"A woman asked me if I had a cigarette. ""Yes..."" I said, ""But what about your baby?"" She said, ""Oh no. He doesn't smoke."""
"Personal trainer: So what's your goal? Me: I wanna look good in pictures that I'm not the one taking"
"I like my coffee like I like my women... Drunk."
"What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson? Her algae bra."
"What do Buddhist monks have for breakfast? 'Ommm' lettes!"
"Keep calm and pretend today isn't Monday."
"Why are tennis equipment factories so loud? Because everyone's making a racket."
"If we elect Donald Trump for president... There will be hell toupee"