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Joke of the Day
"Sure, we can be friends. I get to be Chandler."
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"Prostitutes What do you call three prostitutes? Hoe Hoe Hoe"
"Why does George Zimmerman keep popping up every 6 months or so? Is he the McRib?"
"My neighbors loved the music so much when I turned it up, that they invited the police to listen. :)"
"I always thought 007 had split personality disorder... When he's spying: James Bond. When he's chasing tail: James Boned."
"Knife > gun because if I pull a knife, you don't know what I'm gonna do. Stab you? Open a letter? Or am I gonna frost a cake? It's a mystery"
"A thief broke into my house last night He started searching for money, so I woke up and searched with him."
"Duck autocorrect i mean 'duck' Duck!!! Luck!!!"
"Why does the army want to only recruit married men? Because they don't want a **single** man lost!"
"Camping. Or as I like to call it: ""White people playing homeless."""