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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? One's a crusty bus station the others a busty crustacean"

"I watched a horror movie about pogo sticks. Too many jump scares."

"Whats the difference between Batman and a Blackman? Batman can go into a store without robin...."

"You may not be aware of it, but NASA conducted an experiment during the Apollo mission days. They launched a collection of cows into orbit on a prototype rocket. It was a herd shot round the world."

"A cop pulled me over and said ''Papers...'' So I said, ''Scissors, I win!'' and drove off like a boss!"

"At breakfast this morning, my wife said she's leaving me because of my obsession with Twitter. I nearly choked on my #Brown"

"A liar, a cheat, and a bigot walked into a bar... ""Let's make America great again!"" he said."

"What did the plate say to the mug? Food's on me tonight."

"Today at my school, someone dressed up as the Reaper for Orange Ribbon week He was looking pretty Grim"

"What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair."