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Joke of the Day

"End Jokes/Quotes from the tv series QI - Season 1 Short quotes and jokes by Stephen Fry at the end of each episode of the show."

"Why was the dyslexic atheist a cat person? He doesn't believe in dog."

"I used to think I'd never be able to be president because I'm a woman but now I know it's because I don't like drinking water"

"How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. She holds it up to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her."

"What do you call clothes for a car? A tire."

"France and Italy Go to War. Who Wins? Neither. France Surrenders, and Italy Changes Sides."

"How many heterosexual males does it take to screw in a light bulb in San Francisco? Both of them."

"I'm anti-semantic but I don't know how to say it."

"My dad drove in a pothole and his tire popped, this is how it went Badum-tsss"

"I bought Fenugreek from a Drug Dealer It was a little *Methi*."