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Joke of the Day
"Two guys walk into a bar... Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks. (Dad Joke)"
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"Now that Prince is dead... ...is he formerly known as the artist formerly known as Prince?"
"Just looked at the bottom of this can of whoopass. It's expired."
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"""They had to amputate them both at the ankles,"" said Tom, defeated."
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