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Joke of the Day
"If pirates say ""Arr"", What do software pirates say? .RAR"
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"My favorite part of the holiday party is getting to meet my coworkers' dates & find out who chooses to put up with these people for free."
"I was in a tornado. It sucked."
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"How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irish man? Zero."
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"Why don't black people dream ? The last one who had a dream got shot."
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