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Joke of the Day

"If you're American & I ever hear you use the word ""whilst,"" this I swear: you will not live to see the 3rd season of Sherlock."

"Some days you're the Titanic, some days you're the iceberg, and some days you're the guy who jumped off and hit a propeller on the way down."

"""Ma'am, you had twins. They are fine and your boyfriend Chad named them"" - Oh no ""This is Debra"" - aww I like that ""And this is Depanties"""

"Why do elephants eat raw food ? Because they don't know how to cook !"

"Damn boy, are you a wool sweater because you're irritating the shit out of me."

"Honestly, I just want to see the bot try to explain this."

"I just had the worst blowjob ever it was fantastic"

"So Stephen Hawking walked into a bar Just kidding"

"What is the most useless superpower? America."

"What do you call a cow that can't produce milk? Utterly useless"