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Joke of the Day
"wanna hear a joke about pizza? NEVERMIND... its too cheesy"
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"If con is opposite of pro .... then is Congress the opposite of progress?"
"I have a bumper sticker that says ""Honk if you think I'm sexy!"" Then I just sit at green lights until I feel better about myself!"
"I feel sorry for Eazy-E He went from Straight outta Compton to Straight outta condoms before getting aids. I'm sorry."
"A deer walks out of a gay bar ""Damn I can't believe I just blew 50 bucks!"""
"We're sneaking a couple 40s into Toy Story 3. We'll be the ones howling in the back anytime someone says, ""Woody."""
"What do you call an environmental bicyclist? A recyclist."
"Why was 10 traumatized? Because it was in the middle of 9/11"
"A Bostonian is walking down the street when... A pirate jumps out in front of him and screams ""Arrr!!!"" To which the Bostonian screams back ""Ahhhhhh!"""
"How do you make a dwarf taller? Ge-gnome therapy"