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Joke of the Day

"How does every ethnic joke start? By looking over your shoulder."

"Well well well. If it isn't old Saint Nick trying to slide down this chimney after ignoring my texts for a year."

"How can you call someone and sound fabulous? Use a homophone."

"What do you call a Mexican prostitute that doesn't charge? Frijole."

"Can we stop acting like ""seasonal"" beers makes sense at all?"

"Every female knows that one annoying boy who constantly asks ""So when we gonna chill?"""

"What's the difference between an epileptic corn farmer and a prostitute with diarrhea? The corn farmer shucks between fits, whilst the prostitute fucks between shits."

"When a programmer is born, what are their first words? ""Hello world!"""

"I have a picture of Leonard Nimoy holding a kitten. I call it Spock and Aww. Thank you. Goodnight, everybody."

"What do you call a bad riddle? Voldemort"