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Joke of the Day

"My computer's RAM isn't that great... ...but it still has faster processing than the DMV."

"What do you call an Asian prostitute? Chinese-y"

"Why isn't the band ""1023 MB"" famous? They haven't had a gig yet."

"Weed is better than beer because with weed the ugly chick stays ugly."

"What do you call it when a chameleon can't change colors? Ereptile dysfunction"

"I'm so sorry my pet rock attacked you. Its just he really hates arrogant douche bags. Thank god he only hit your face."

"I'm getting really irritated. This is the tenth ATM I've been to in the last week that's had ""insufficient funds""."

"if all my friends jumped off a cliff I wouldn't do it too because cats can land on their feet they'll be fine"

"A blonde, brunette, and a red head walk into a bar Wow, these are great binoculars!"

"Tingly feeling You know that nice tingly feeling you get when you're falling for someone? That's common sense leaving your body."