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Joke of the Day
"My computer's RAM isn't that great... ...but it still has faster processing than the DMV."
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"What do you call a dinosaur with one eye Doyouthinkhesawus. What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes Dontthinkhesawus."
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"I think I'm finally becoming more mature. Now when I watch Spongebob I usually agree with Squidward."
"What's the difference between driving in fog and eating pussy? When you're eating pussy you can see the asshole in front of you"
"What does Jared from Subway have in common with McDonald's? They put their meat in 10 year old buns."
"What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat? Claude"