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Joke of the Day

"Whoever called it getting drunk and not grunk detting just didn't get it."

"Thanks for the free womb & board, Mom! Happy Mother's Day."

"What do you call a pothead that murders? Stonedface killer."

"My dad is hung but then again, everything seemed bigger when I was a kid."

"I decided to sell my vacuum... It was just collecting dust."

"For ""fuck sake"" or ""for fuck's sake?"" I need this email to sound professional."

"I like my women like I like my whiskey At least 18 years old and mixed up with coke"

"I went to an atom party last night. It was crazy, but in the middle of the party a couple splitted up and the party exploded!"

"God is Love... ... But Satan does that thing you like with his tongue."

"Why did the UK's BBFC ban facesitting? They're big fans of teabagging."