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Joke of the Day
"Whoever called it getting drunk and not grunk detting just didn't get it."
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"What did earth say to the other planet? ""You guys have no life!"""
"What did the hipster astronaut say when his space mission arrived at the Sun? Not cool."
"Butt sex is a lot like spinach If you're forced to have it as a child, you probably won't like it as an adult."
"Sure, we can be friends. I get to be Chandler."
"What do you call a constipated German? *Farfrompoopin*"
"Empty out and clean a mace container. Fill with water Stare into the eyes of your enemies as you spray your own eyes and never blink"
"Since I've been on my own, I no longer trust a whole gallon of milk... The problem is every time I bring it into my house, it doesn't get drunk. It gets wasted."
"I try to have garage sales but as soon as anyone shows a slight interest in something I take it back into the house & look at it with pride."
"I saw a sign that said ""hiring carpenters"" My brother said ""let's be honest, that should say 'hiring Mexicans.'"""