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Joke of the Day

"Ugh just started writing a script for my screenwriting class & nicolas cage kicked down my door to say he wants the lead role. hes so sweaty"

"Cell division, explained: o 0 8 oo"

"There Are 10 Types Of People... Those who understand binary and those that don't. ^^^^^^Shitty ^^^^^^and ^^^^^^Original ^^^^^^Joke"

"Who can shave 25 times in one day, and still have a beard? A barber!"

"Dad is the polite way of saying Motherfucker."

"He said I won his heart and I was all ""Ugh can I just win like $20? How about a sweater from Sears? A pencil? I could really use a pencil."""

"What did the first lesbian vampire say to the second lesbian vampire? See you next month."

"If i was the Grinch, I wouldn't steal Christmas. I'd steal you."

"Thanks for sharing your moon with me on Instagram. We don't have a moon where I live."

"Babysitters are just teenagers who behave like adults so that adults can go out and behave like teenagers."