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Joke of the Day
"If I ever open a bakery.... I will call it ""The Bread Pit"""
Next Joke
"Who the hell decided to say ""No Butt Sex"" Instead of Ignoranus"
"Every time I go into my boss' office she tells me ""take a seat"". I have 14 now."
"My father's such a condescending man ... Since he died he's always looked down on me."
"I need a man, not a boy. They will have much more structurally sound ideas for me to bypass the lava floor and make it to the blanket fort."
"Why does Dr. Pepper come in bottles? His wife is dead."
"Hmm ok Trump may have said another horrible thing but let's not forget Hillary once texted a friend ""Omw!"" while she was still in the shower"
"Next time someone says ""Your Mom"" ""Let's get off moms, cause I just got off yours."""
"Three feminists had a picnic... It didn't last long - none of them made sandwiches."
"Just saw a redhead break his arm. #GingerSnap"