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Joke of the Day
"What do you say to the midget prostitute? ""Don't you think you're selling yourself short?"""
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"Windows 9 Why didn't Microsoft release Windows 9? Because Windows 7 8 9."
"Ladies, don't tell me you care about the environment if you don't support my ""Share a Shower"" water conservation program."
"What do you call a lazy immigrant ? A United States citizen"
"There was once this starving homeless man near Pyongyang... This joke has been removed. Food and shelter is plentiful in North Korea. To desire more is greed."
"want to hear a joke about sodium hypobromite? NaBrO"
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"Why don't you make like a tree & get slammed into by my drunk uncle on Halloween 97 why didnt you call a cab Uncle Gary we miss you so much"