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Joke of the Day

"If Trump or Hillary really cared about America they never would have agreed to a debate in the middle of a Monday Night Football game."

"What is the purpose of the bumps around a womens nipple? It's braille for blind babies... -=Women=- It spells out ....""Suck here"" -=Men=- "" I am the daddy """

"I knew my girlfriend was cheating on me when she texted me saying ""I'm out for dinner with my friend Emma"" because Emma was lying beside me in bed"

"Being the life of the party doesn't mean being the whore of the night."

"My (black) coworkers informed me that black people can't get lice? ""You know what else they can't get? Good jobs."" I received a write-up :("

"What do you call a cool bear?"

"with great power comes great electricity bills"

"Is the Paleo diet the one where you only eat dinosaurs?"

"Posted a photo of my clean house on Facebook and it was flagged as fake news."

"At least once a day I say ""nice to meet you"" to someone I've already met which is a great feeling for all involved."