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Joke of the Day

"Like most people my age... I'm 27."

"Just realized I've never ""axed"" anyone a question in my whole life."

"Purchased an hourglass for my desk at work to flip when people stop by to make them uncomfortable."

"New Italian Navy Why does the new Italian Navy use glass bottoms in their ships? So the can see the old Italian Navy."

"What do you get when cross-eyed and looking at a solar eclipse? A solar ellipses..."

"What's the best way to see a charging herd of elephants ? On television !"

"I'm badman! bad to whom? whoman!"

"Why were people milking cow upside down? Because the system went tits-up"

"4-year-old: It's not fair. Boys can have beards but girls can't. Me: Well, girls can have babies and boys can't. 4: Want to trade?"

"Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station ? Because it's a 'mane-lion' station !"