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Joke of the Day
"How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? A lot. Many Hans make light work."
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"Doctor how much time do I have left? Doctor: Ten Ten what? Doctor: Nine"
"""Bite me, asshole"" - grammatically correct and scathing ""Bite me asshole"" - kinky pirate"
"What is 12 inches long and hangs infront of a cunt? Trump's tie"
"Just sewed together 3 bras to put on my neighbor's dog to cover its horrifying tits."
"What do you call two women in a canoe? Fur traders!"
"Mission Impossible Six announced. Will be their hardest mission yet... Getting a job in this economy."
"Why does Daniel love white vans? Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*"
"I like my women like I like my ice cream, Rich, creamy, and in my freezer."
"TIL Lebanese people are from the fugawi tribe. When they walked out of the airport they said we're the fugawi."