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Joke of the Day
"How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? A lot. Many Hans make light work."
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"What did Sandy Hook elementary get in the mail instead of new books? Empty Magazines."
"I feel sorry for the two policemen outside number 10 Seeming David Cameron has a thing for pigs now."