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Joke of the Day
"What is 12 inches long and hangs infront of a cunt? Trump's tie"
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"I love milk... It's got lots of cowcium."
"My teacher called me a procrastinator today. But I'd say I'm more of an amateurcrastinator considering none of my endorsement checks have come in yet."
"Yo momma so fat the last time she went swimming she chewed a divers foot and they closed down sea world."
"Whenever your ex says, ""You'll never find someone like me,"" the answer to that is, ""That's the point."""
"I win most of my staring contests... ... because my opponents usually don't know they're playing."
"Broken puppets for sale... No strings attached."
"Jedi Knights love analogies. ""Metaphors be with you!"""
"I think my friend is addicted to drinking brake fluid He says he can stop anytime he wants"
"*goku flies into the sunset* not knowing how the sun and earth really work he says ""WHAT THE HELL WHERE'S THAT SUNSET BEEN FLYING FOR DAYS"""