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Joke of the Day
"Doctor how much time do I have left? Doctor: Ten Ten what? Doctor: Nine"
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"Why a baker? Why did the baker become a baker? He just couldn't cut it as a butcher."
"What do you call people pretending to be a ball? roll playing im sry"
"Why does the Leaning Tower of Pisa lean? It is italicized."
"What do you call a threesome? Q: What do you call a threesome with a man and two women? A: *Fucking awesome.* Q: What do you call a threesome with a woman and two men? A: *Gay sex with a witness.*"
"Alabama changed the legal drinking age to 33. They're trying to keep it out of high schools."
"What is a caterpillar afraid of? a dogerpillar. Sorry. It was so bad that I had to share it. Fuck you Laffy Taffy."
"Why did batman leave church? Because Christian Baled"
"Saw some girl pull up to her mailbox, open her door & then fall entirely out of her car while reaching for the mail. JK It was me."
"Women like a man with confidence. Because without that, what's to destroy?"