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Joke of the Day
"How many cops does it take to push a hooker down the stairs? None, ""she fell""."
Next Joke
"You ever heard about the transsexual light bulb? It just needed a switch"
"*Closes refrigerator door and hears contents inside fall* Well... sounds like a problem for the next person."
"Who's the most popular guy in the nudist camp? The one who can carry two cups of coffee AND a dozen donurs!"
"Did you hear about Trump's import tax assessment? It's tariff-eyeing"
"Which purse runs from the law? Disburse!"
"I think my husband is psychic! ""Honey, what do you think of this outfit?"" {from other room} ""You look great!"""
"What do you call a line of men waiting to get a hair cut? A barbecue"
"There is no better karate instructor than a spider web in your face."
"I'm single by choice. Just not my choice."