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Joke of the Day
"""I'm going to be famous one day"" -Unknown"
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"What do you call Trump and Hillary buried up to their necks in sand? Progress"
"My standards for women are the same as my standards for juice. Five and Alive."
"Teacher - if my cup is half full, what does that mean? Student - that you need a smaller bra!"
"The scene where Indiana Jones swaps the bags and runs from a boulder but it's me trying to eat a cookie without my kid seeing me"
"What's white, lumpy, and extremely dangerous? Shark infested mashed potatoes."
"Why did Xmen's Cyclops go to the doctors? Because he needed laser eye surgery!"
"Cop: Ma'am, what's in the bottle? Me: Just some water. Cop: Ma'am that's wine... Me: Jesus did it again!!"
"Q: How do you stop a French tank? A: Shoot the guy that's pushing it!"
"So, a baby seal walks into a club... *Best joke i've ever heard.*"