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Joke of the Day
"Why is it expensive to be a criminal? Because the police charge you."
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"Why don't Jews eat pussy? Because its too close to the gas chamber!"
"She told me to give her nine inches and to make it hurt... So i fucked her three times and punched her in the gut."
"""Ninja please"" -Japanese people"
"I've hit hard times, and to make money I'm going to sell my vacuum cleaner. Because right now it's just gathering dust."
"why are the fish taco and chicken taco always friends? Cause there's no beef"
"Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies!"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? It got its head cut off"
"What's brown and sounds like a bell? DUNNNG! What's brown and sounds like a Southern Belle? Blanche Devereaux with a tan."
"Why doesn't Hitler run a marathon? Because he can't finish a race."