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Joke of the Day
"What do Native American pubescent hipsters who would like to join a group often say? Clandestine."
Next Joke
"Holy crap! I forgot to have coffee today! What else did I forget? WHERE IS MY BABY?!? Wait, do I have one of those? DO I HAVE A BABY?!?"
"I saw a bumper sticker today..... I saw a bumper sticker today that said, ""My child has more chromosomes than yours (:"" .....what a retarded sense of humor"
"I found a ghost passed out on my stairs last night. He must have been really into the boos! Happy October!"
"*caches football thrown from off screen* ""Are you having problems with slow interne*video starts buffering*"
"Got robbed. Someone broke into my house, stole my stuff, but then replaced everything with an exact replica. I pointed this out to my closest friend, and he went, ""Have we met?""."
"I got in trouble once for copying another kid's test I guess the teacher heard my Xerox machine"
"How near was the boy to his dad's tobacco stash before getting busted? Close... but no cigar."
"Your mother's cooking"
"Hey girl, is your dad a plumber? Because I wanna shit in your mouth."