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Joke of the Day

"Why are black people always wrong? They have no rights."

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"A wise man once said that nothing really dies, it just comes back in a new form Then he died."
"What kind of boxes do gay boxes like? Male Boxes."
"I said I was mad at myself. My 4yo son looked at me. ""There are fancier words for mad,"" he said, fixing my hair. ""You should say irritated."""
"What do you get when you cross the Italian mafia with the Russian mafia? Thrown in a lake."
"I was recently diagnosed with mesothelioma it's tough sometimes, but I'm doing asbestos I can."
"If you get a boner at a funeral is it still called mourning wood?"
"What does space smell like? Uranus! Thank you, I'm new here :)"
"Have you heard the joke you are never supposed to tell a gay person? Oh. Sorry."
"Since instagram is down I'm not sure if there was a sunrise today or if anyone ate any food? I feel lost."