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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross the Italian mafia with the Russian mafia? Thrown in a lake."
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"What does the physicist have to eat when he goes to the pub? Fission chips."
"Two condoms walk into the bar.. One says to the other ""Hey, wanna get shit-faced?"""
"Did you hear about the two men who were cremated at the same time? It was a dead heat."
"When people don't make sense, listen to music. It always does."
"Where does the thick, creamy dressing go when it gets sick? The Mayo Clinic."
"A Japanese man once tried to fake his own death. His family didn't bereave him."
"Karen: Are we ok? Me: [removes earbud] Yes. Karen: It's just that you named a Spotify playlist ""LET'S GET DIVORCED"""
"Project manager is a person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in one month. Project manager is a person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in one month."
"What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? Roberto"