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Joke of the Day

"I went to a restaurant that serves ""breakfast at any time."" So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance."

"I just went to church and had communion. Ok it was a gas station and I had 2 donuts but I did say a prayer before scratching my lotto ticket"

"A man came into a bar....no, wait, it was a horse. A man came into a horse......."

"What color is ice? Hielo."

"I once saw a black man walking down the street carrying a TV And I thought to myself ""Hmm, that one looks a lot like mine!"" Then I remembered, mine was at home, shining my shoes. Silly me."

"Why do pedophiles love Old Navy sales? Cause all the kid's clothes are 60% off."

"A Mexican fireman had twin boys He named them Jose and Hose B"

"If someone asks what you're doing today, grab a knife & yell ""SOMETHING I SHOULD'VE DONE A LONG TIME AGO!"" Sounds way cooler than ""Napping!"""

"Why were there 5 Mexicans in a Ford? It was a Fiesta"

"Why did the chicken get sent off? For persistent fowl play!"