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Joke of the Day

"I went to a restaurant that serves ""breakfast at any time."" So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance."

"Hope floats but corpses don't, so remember: bricks or 25 to life. Inspirational tweet."

"What is iron man without his suit? Stark naked."

"A Roman guy walks into a bar He holds up two fingers and says ""five beers please"""

"Love how they call info pamphlets ""literature."" Like the opening line is gunna be, ""It was the best of HPV, it was the worst of HPV."""

"David Beckham says he will retire at the end of this season, mainly because he ran out of ideas on how to do his next haircut."

"How often do you find a eunuch in Westeros? It Varys ( )"

"Why does Barbie never get pregnant? Because Ken always comes in a different box."

"11: Dad, what's your spirit animal? Mine's a tiger. Me: Remember that chubby mouse named Gus in the baby-tee from Cinderella? 11: ..."

"Fuck, marry, kill? Your sibling. Your mom. Your dad. Fuck all of them"