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Joke of the Day
"What color is ice? Hielo."
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"What's the difference between oral and anal sex? One makes your day, the other makes your hole weak."
"People accuse me of never giving a damn about anyone but myself, but I distinctly remember saying 'bless you' when someone sneezed last year"
"How was copper wire invented? Two Scotsmen fighting over a penny"
"Jaws (1975): A shark is murdered on his vacation."
"What's Italian Alzheimer's sound like? ""Whoa! fuggodaboutit!"""
"What's worse than passing out and waking up after a party and finding a penis drawn on your face? Finding out it was traced."
"What's sad about three black guys driving over a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends :("
"Bandwagon fans make me so mad, I've hated Benghazi for decades"
"I'm despondent. I'm chained to the phone charger. It's so fucking landline."