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Joke of the Day

"*Girl attempting to count to ten* girl 1: 1....3....5....7....9.... girl 2: What the hell? Why are you skipping numbers? girl 1: Because I can't even!!!"

"Gold Medal What's better than winning a gold medal at the special Olympics? Not being retarded!"

"A warhorse walks into a bar... The barman says, ""why the long film?"""

"Jihad balloons are my favorite They blow themselves up"

"How many dead babies, does it take to change a lightbulb? ...not 7, because it's still dark in my basement"

"Top Five Creepy Things: 5) Dark and stormy nights 4) Spiders 3) Cars with eyelashes 2) Decaf drinkers 1) People who take one bite of cake"

"My girlfriend told me to stop singing wonderwall. I said maybe..."

"Do you file your nails? I throw mine away. -Dean Martin"

"Jared from subway really took the company motto seriously. You could say he liked to ""eat fresh"""

"Let me be the Stud in your life. I already have the STD, all I'm missing is u."