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Joke of the Day

"Guns don't kill people. Wars and famine and disease and random accidents kill people. Also, sometimes guns. Have a good day!"

"What's a mailmans favorite organ? Da Liver"

"""What's your job?"" Programming. ""What's your hobby?"" Programming. ""What do you do when you're not programming?"" Think about programming."

"Coworker: Do you ever think about work at home? Me: I don't even think about work at work."

"Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day, Teach a man to phish and he'll empty an old woman's savings account."

"A Catholic Priest, an Indian Doctor, a rich Chinese businessman and an Italian from New York were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers in front of them..."

"The first rule of Chinese Whisper Club: Don't talk about Tiny Whiskers Grub."

"Why did the lawyer have sex with the devil? Because he'd already screwed everyone else!"

"This pumpkin spice toilet paper seems unnecessary, but I'll taste it nonetheless."

"I met a guy recently who was a really good runner, but could only win races in wet weather. They call him the Raining Champion."