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Joke of the Day

"4-year-old: What does God smell like? Me: 4-year-old: Me: Nachos. 4-year-old: With cheese?"

"Damn my forehead is big! My Mom used to call it a fivehead."

"I can't wait for thanksgiving. It's an election year so that means there will be at least 4 fist fights and someone's getting disowned."

"What was the demon arrested for? Possession."

"Did you know that if Hillary Clinton is elected as the U.S. President, she would be the first president to have ever slept with another president."

"Best Joke Ever... This US presidential election. Yup, I went there..."

"Dogs can't operate MRI scanners. But catscan."

"What is Victoria's Secret? 'Her' real name is Victor!"

"I might not be smarter than a 5th grader, but I can buy beer."

"Whats the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fell out of a window"