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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a meeting exclusively attended by pine, juniper and fir trees? A coniference."
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"Walk up to the guy with a popped collar and spiked hair & say ""What's up, Chad?"" & he'll be all ""Whoa... How'd you know my name, bro?"""
"A lot of things can be preserved in alcohol. My dignity is not one of them."
"I was having dinner with a snowman... The other day I was having dinner with a snowman, and he says ""Am I crazy, or does it smell like carrots in here?"""
"When did 888 equal zero???? When Eight ate eight"
"Cocky joke: You know, I've recently decided I just don't like my penis. It's such a huge dick."
"Scientists have discovered secret of infinite electric pover... ... - a generator without 'Turn off' button."
"My new girlfriend wants to meet my dad But I do too."
"Tom got a backache from working as a seer. He's got the hunch."
"Optimus Prime: AUTOBOTS, ROLL OUT. Me: *walks downstairs* where the hell is my toaster and microwave?"