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Joke of the Day

"I have two feelings in Ramadan, it's either ""I'm hungry"" or ""I shouldn't have eaten this much"""

"My dad was a magician... He could be walking down the street and turn into a bar."

"A reality TV mogul, a woman, and a Jew are running for president... And that's just the front runners!"

"If a tree falls on your wife, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound? The real question is... why the hell was there a tree in your kitchen?"

"As a cop, I can't play PokemonGo... So I play Pokemon blacks: Gotta catch Jamal."

"Why do big trucks have nuts on the trailer hitch, but no shaft? Because the prick's behind the wheel"

"[The Price is Right Wheel-O-Fate stops on the symbol] DREW: ooh that's 8 days in the hole CONTESTANT: what? [hole opens in the ground]"

"The teacher asked the class if everyone got the syllabus. Jimmy raised his hand and said, ""No, I took the boring short bus to school."""

"What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend ? 'Your plaice or mine' !"

"Who thought blowing out candles on a cake was a good tradition? Ah yes; wax would go well with this cake and you know what else? Child spit."