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Joke of the Day

"History is his-story, rambled the tumblrina... where are the records of the deeds of women? that is a miss-story"

"Why did the cowboy sleep with his saddle? In case of any night mares!"

"Shout out to people who rate & review things cuz I don't like to rate or review things but I like to know how things are rated & reviewed"

"Idiot White Supremacist Why did the idiot white supremacist burn a cross on the wife-beater's lawn? He heard the abuser's wife had two black guys at once"

"Everyone has the right to be stupid, but you are abusing the privilege!"

"They're perfectly matched. He's blinded by love and her looks are out of sight !"

"Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boo-Bees"

"Nothing kills a good party buzz like the paramedics showing up and acting like drama queens."

"Ate at w pho restaurant and based on my waitress' facial reaction I'm not sure if I asked for a fork or killed her entire family"

"In honor of today, ""Knock Knock..."" Whose there? 9-11. 9-11 who? YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET!!! :("