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Joke of the Day

"My father is Hungarian and my mother is Welsh That makes me well hung...."

"I went to the hairdresser and she asked how I'd like my hair cut. In silence."

"Programmer goes shopping His wife says ""get me a loaf of bread, and if they have eggs get a dozen"" He comes back with 12 loaves of bread."

"I'm so chuffed with myself! I just completed a puzzle in 40 minutes The box said 3-4 years"

"every year you pass your birthday and know that you were born that day but every year you pass your death day and have no clue"

"Did you hear about the two car pile up in Mexico? 200 people died."

"I don't like to talk about masturbation. It's a touchy subject for me."

"Criminal: Why don't you hire these twins for the robbery boss? Criminal Boss: I'm afraid of a double-cross."

"What do you call a French vacation? A retreat."

"Read aloud and quickly: ""One smart feller, he felt smart"" Freudian slip?"