153941

Joke of the Day

"A farmer in (x-town) who rolled over a cart of horse manure... Is reported in ""stable condition."""

"By a show of hands, who has hands? Sit down Leonard, you're a seahorse."

"It's weird how scantrons make you go #2 all over them."

"Just banged my toe on a table & kept moaning in pain so much that I made a new Coldplay song."

"Stationary Thief Hits Police Headquarters: Police say they can't rule anything out."

"I wanted to tell an NSA joke... But I feel like they've heard them all before."

"How many police officers does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just beat the room for being black. P.S.: Sorry if repost"

"Ever been so drunk that you cooked a pizza at 20 degrees for 350 minutes?"

"Great minds think alike but dirty minds work together "

"Hey girl... Is your ph above 7? Cuz you're basic as fuck"