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Joke of the Day
"I own a Driver-less car. Yup, it's sitting parked on my driveway right now."
Next Joke
"They told me to keep it in my pants... But it was too hard. Happy Valentine's Day folks!"
"John, you should stay away from drugs - Why Mark? I never take drugs. - I say stay away!! Or the drugs will fall from the table!!"
"What do you call somebody who is allergic to wearing little alligators on their polo shirt? Lacoste intolerant."
"Who does Batman call when he needs to cool down his expensive drinks? The Just-Ice League."
"Him: What gets you hot, baby? Me: mmm, talk to me in an accent. H: Zoinks, like, there's a ghost! Let's get out of here Scoob! M: *swoons*"
"Someone accused the Mona Lisa of killing a man. But I think she's been framed"
"Ya know what usually happens when I get naked in the bathroom? The shower gets turned on."
"why did Hitler eat a lot of fish sticks? because he thought they were not seafood"
"Jehovah's witnesses don't celebrate Halloween, I'm guessing it's because they don't appreciate random people coming up to their doors."