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Joke of the Day

"I'm not a good cook. At Christmas my family got together and bought me a stove that flushes."

"Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit? A: Unique up on him."

"Why is Captain Hook good at getting away with murder? He leaves no fingerprints"

"we're fucked When u thought that Donald Trump running for president was a joke then realized I don't have enough money saved up to move out of the country."

"Where does a powerful king keep his armies? In his sleevies!"

"I invited an architect to my party last night He made the best entrance I've ever seen."

"Hi we're a group of teens who solve mysteries! We wanna be taken seriously so we wrote a theme song about how we can't ever find our dog."

"If we replace all ""Chuck Norris"" jokes with Kim Jung Un.... We could write the North Korean Official Website."

"Why did the pope have so many children? Because his condom was a little holy..."

"What does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella for? Fo Drizzle!"