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Joke of the Day
"What does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella for? Fo Drizzle!"
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"I throw my hands up in the air sometimes, saying ""am I being detained?"""
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To say hello from the other side"
"Behind every successful man is a woman. This game of hide and seek has been going on for too long..."
"- We buried my mother-in-law yesterday. - Sorry to hear that. When did she die? - My guess would be sometime this morning."
"The other day a man knocked on my door and asked me for a small donation towards the local swimming pool... I gave him a glass of water."
"Some old lady at the bank asked me if I could help her check her balance. Turns out pushing the old bitch to the ground was a bad idea."
"What Super Models should you invite to your birthday party ? Cake Moss and Naomi Candles"
"Cute things to call your girlfriend: 1. Sugar 2. Honey 3. Flour 4. Egg 5. 1/2lb butter 6. Stir 7. Pour into pan 8. Preheat to 375"
"People tend to overreact when they look in their rear view mirror & see you sitting in their backseat dressed like a clown."