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Joke of the Day
"I invited an architect to my party last night He made the best entrance I've ever seen."
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"very productive day today, turd-wise"
"A physicist is sitting in a bar looking glum... ...so the bartender asks him ""Hey man, what's the matter?"" The physicist replies, ""Everything."""
"What does a man keep in his pants that often pokes the hole it's poked before? His keys, you filthy-minded bastard."
"The best thing about living at the beach is that you only have assholes on three sides of you."