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Joke of the Day
"I invited an architect to my party last night He made the best entrance I've ever seen."
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"The mayor of Baltimore"
"I think the most profound advice my father ever told me was... ""Stop using me in your bullshit stories."""
"Can I get an amen? AMEN! Can I get a b-men? BMEN! Can I get a c-men? CME--*the whole church laughs*"
"God, grant me the serenity to accept this stolen property, the courage to sell it on eBay, and the wisdom to not get caught."
"A man sends 10 puns to a pun contest in hopes he would win. To his surprise, 6 puns in ten did."
"An invisible bomb was just invented, what do you call it? A newclear bomb."
"What do they call a whore's fart? A Prosti-Toot"
"I made up a new word Plagiarism"
"What do you call the surgical procedure for a female to male sex change? An Addadicktome."