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Joke of the Day

"I invited an architect to my party last night He made the best entrance I've ever seen."

"Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose.."

"What's the most sensitive part of a man's body when he's masturbating? His ears."

"If I had to pick between being a hardcore Democrat and being a hardcore Republican I would definitely choose a noose."

"I also have a Vampire joke, but I won't tell it to you. Because it sucks."

"Hey, people who leave the volume on an odd, non divisible by 5 number, how do you live with yourselves?!"

"Want to hear a joke about potassium? K. I was gonna tell a joke about sodium but then I was like, Na."

"Be sure you are standing on your left foot and only your left foot at midnight tonight... ...so that you start the new year off on the right foot!"

"To clear a pop-up ad online, I was just forced to agree that ""I don't care about being healthy and smelling clean"""

"Me: Sweetie, I think these wireless headphones you got me are defective. Wife: Those are earmuffs."