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Joke of the Day
"Why did the pope have so many children? Because his condom was a little holy..."
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"I was the principle subject in a lengthy experiment on laziness They told me the results but I couldn't be fucked listening."
"A man walked into a hospital with 8 plastic horses in his rectum. They described his condition as ""stable"""
"I did a poll on the percentage of EE student that have sex in their life, 2/50 say they have sex. 2 people lied. (its true, they told me after I ask who they have sex with)"
"So I bought a pedometer the other day... I think it's broken. The display keeps reading ""TOO OLD""."
"I was born during the great depression... My mothers."
"Doctor Doctor, my period wont end! I am so sorry... I think that you have caught feminism"
"What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheeet."
"How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag? You take the F out of safe, and the F out of way."
"That picture of yourself that you hate now will look better than the best possible picture of you in five years."