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Joke of the Day
"Where do animals go when they lose their tails? The retail store!"
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"How many tickles... How many tickles before a squid starts to laugh? Ten tickles"
"What does a Gynecologist and a Pizza Boy have in common? They can smell it but they can't eat it"
"Who is a Graduate student's least favorite Greek Hero? Thesus"
"TEACHER: Its report card day Timmy TIMMY: I'm scared to look. TEACHER: Don't worry. It's all B's lol *opens it & gets engulfed by bees*"
"What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head? Sister-Matic"
"There's no way witnessing the birth of your child is better than seeing your luggage come out first on the baggage carousel."
"Show me on this Georgia O'Keeffe painting where the bad man touched you."
"Cannibalistically speaking Did you hear about the 12 year old orphan cannibal? He had the family for dinner"
"Waved to my ex today, next time I might use all my fingers"