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Joke of the Day

"Having sex with your clone... Is it incest or masturbation?"

"Why won't people let Hitler go to the Bar-BQ? He'll just burn the Frank's!"

"Oh please! Merkel: ""Alexis, I don't think you Greeks understand the seriousness of your debt situation..."" Tsipras: ""Oh please....you really should give us a bit more credit."""

"I have that eating disorder where I threw up once cause I ate too much candy and now I nod knowingly when someone says they're bulimic."

"How did the lion lose at poker? He was playing with a cheetah."

"Which sex position gives birth to the mostly ugly children? Ask your mom"

"Did you hear Chewbaca won the NFL MVP his first year in the league? It was a great Wookie season!"

"I'm tired of the bad jokes, dad. Doubt you can hear me anyway. I'm pullin' the plug. ""...hi pullin' the plug, I'm da-"" *pulls the plug*"

"What is the difference between Rihanna and a coconut? One is black and hairy and the other is a coconut"

"U2 are one of Ireland's most successful bands. Or according to their tax returns, one of Netherlands' least successful hardware store owners."