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Joke of the Day

"The police and a hole. There is a sinkhole in the street and the police are looking into it. Oh yeah, Jerry fell in from looking to closely."

"My manager at the millinery has a really short temper I mean he gets really angry at the drop of a hat!"

"I like my women like I like my third games in a series by Valve... I think they're gonna be great, but they never seem to come."

"(Dad joke warning) What was the almond tree doing all damn summer long? Nuttin'"

"How much of a difference is there between the penis and testis? A vas deferens."

"Why do Scarecrows Make Great Rocket Scientists? ...because they're out-standing in their field!"

"I don't think these photographs you've taken do me justice. You don't want justice - you want mercy !"

"Justin Timberlake has announced he's involved with a sequel the The Dark Crystal. He's bringing Skeksis Back."

"Mark Zuckerberg stole Facebook from my friend, Craig Facebook"

"I love you guys with all my ass. I would say heart, but my ass is bigger."