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Joke of the Day
"What's hitler's favorite yu-gi-oh card? Blue eyes blond dragon."
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"My friend works at the morgue and apparently tonight is open mike night."
"What do you call an Igloo without a toilet ? An Ig !"
"My doctor says I need to avoid trans fats I'm really going to miss Tumblr"
"How can you tell that you had sex with a Mexican woman the night before? You wake up with a jalapeno seed on your dick."
"Instead of neutering my dog I just make him wear crocs."
"*tree falls in forest, quickly stands up and looks around to see if anybody heard it, brushes self off*"
"What do you get when you mix a rooster with peanut butter? A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth."
"TDIL: Why Arizona gets so hot. Because they don't observe daylight saving time the heat of the day is compressed into fewer hours."
"That mini heart attack you get when the parked car next to you moves and you think you're moving."