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Joke of the Day
"What's hitler's favorite yu-gi-oh card? Blue eyes blond dragon."
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"An app that scans phone lines for fax machines and sends the word ""why""."
"So my friends played a practical joke on me They gave me a candy bar & told me it was chocolate, but it was actually carob. Fucking carob terrorists!"
"I don't really like coffee It's just not my cup of tea"
"How does a Welshman find sheep in long grass? Irresistible."
"A man died today when a pile of books fell on him.!!! He only had his shelf to blame.,,,,"
"*swipes left* *swipes left* *swipes left* *swipes left* *swipes left* *swipes left* Wife: STOP TOUCHING MY FOREHEAD!"
"I tried to do a photo shoot in the rain yesterday. Turned out to be a mist take."
"AMA Request: Adolf Hitler"
"The phrase ""Whatever floats your boat"" is misleading because, practically speaking, the only thing that's going to float your boat is water."