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Joke of the Day
"Out of all my body parts, my eyes are in the best shape... I roll them at least 489 times a day."
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"My friend is into necrophilia, pedophilia and beastiality. It's not as bad as it sounds, he just fucks scrambled eggs."
"What is it called when you ride around on a horse asking people questions? A gallop poll."
"You had me at cello."
"Few months ago I was involved in an accident which left half of my entire body paralyzed. I am all right now."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To say Hello from the other side."
"if 9-5 is a full time job, and 11/4 is a part time job, what's 9-11? An inside job."
"HELLO POLICE, MY SON JUST TAUGHT CUT TO A LEGENDARY POKEMON I WANT HIM TRIED AS AN ADULT"
"What's the difference between a McDonald's and anal? McDonald's makes your day, anal makes your hole weak."
"My kids teach me something every day. Today my 1-year-old taught me how much plumbers cost per hour. Who flushes a potato?"