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Joke of the Day

"What were the redditor's last thoughts at suicide-bomber camp? Wow, this really blew up, thanks guys!"

"What's the best thing about twenty-three year olds? There's 20 of them"

"How do you keep an idiot in suspense for 24 hours? I'll tell you the answer tomorrow."

"What did one pimple say to the other? If you're busted, run."

"How do you keep your dog young for longer? [Terrible OC] Keep them stored in some quality... pupperware!"

"I do a spot-on impression of a man in his 30's not living up to his full potential..."

"I don't like the Powerballs....only one person ever wins, is what I told my dad after he asked whether or not he was hurting me."

"What did the blind man say when he walked past the fish market? Good morning ladies"

"What do space aliens put on their windows? Venutian blinds."

"I just watched a documentary on marijuana. I think all documentaries should be watched this way."