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Joke of the Day

"What were the redditor's last thoughts at suicide-bomber camp? Wow, this really blew up, thanks guys!"

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"How do you keep your dog young for longer? [Terrible OC] Keep them stored in some quality... pupperware!"
"I do a spot-on impression of a man in his 30's not living up to his full potential..."
"I don't like the Powerballs....only one person ever wins, is what I told my dad after he asked whether or not he was hurting me."
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