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Joke of the Day

"How do you keep your dog young for longer? [Terrible OC] Keep them stored in some quality... pupperware!"

"Murphy's Law - If it can go wrong, it will go wrong. Cole's Law - shredded cabbage in mayo"

"What do you call a bone that disrespects God? A Blasfemur"

"I heard that Auschwitz had to ask people to stop playing Pokemon Go. Which is weird, because they have the same slogan. Gotta catch 'em all."

"Why is China a communist country? Because nobody wants to hold an erection."

"There are only 10 types of people in this world Those who understand binary, and those who don't."

"4 out of 5 dentists recommend teeth."

"YOU MOTHER FUCKER! -I haven't fucked any mothers yet but yours is at the top of my list."

"I should start a wine company and name the bottles things like ""don't be sad"" ""he's not worth it"" ""you deserve better""!"

"Clock Joke Very Funny Why do people never eat clocks? Because it's really time consuming."