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Joke of the Day
"What did the blind man say when he walked past the fish market? Good morning ladies"
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"My great grandpa died in the holocaust. He fell off his gaurd post."
"Why is is called Holy Water ? Cause Holy God does it feel good when I use it to wash that alter boy's blood of my dick."
"What's the difference between chocolate and a dead hooker? You can feed one to your dog"
"What do you throw on stage at a mouse strip club? Kraft Singles."
"A good sign that you're not ready for children is if you cut your food with a credit card."
"What did the politician with a cold talk about at his meeting? The important tissues. (I know it sucks, I just made it up)"
"What do you call a three humped camel? Pregnant. (Credit goes to the trailer of Zootopia)"
"Baby seal So a baby seal walks into a club..."
"Q: Why did the baker bake more bread? A: He kneaded the dough."