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Joke of the Day
"My wife just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline; she hit the roof."
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"The Duracell Bunny was in deep trouble... He just got charged with battery"
"You know what Popeye and Napoleon have in common? They both come on those little jugs of Olive Oil."
"I got sick from the Mexican ice cream shop... I got helladiarrhia."
"I wonder if Southern Belles say ""I do declare"" a lot when they're doing their taxes."
"What do Pink Floyd fans and NASCAR driver Kyle Larson have in common? They both love The Wall"
"When speaking to children I always end every sentence with ""...or else you'll die. "" - I find this to be an excellent motivational tool."
"Why did the French construct the Maginot Line? To keep the Nazis in Czech!"
"What was the cause for Floyd Mayweather's first loss? He couldn't read his opponent's moves."
"Taylor Swift seems like the kind of chick who'd stare at her boyfriend while he's sleeping."