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Joke of the Day
"My wife just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline; she hit the roof."
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"Cleavage is the original Jedi Mind Trick."
"""How fast can you hack into the system!?"" ""20-25 minutes."" ""You've got 10 minutes!"" ""Okay, well then I can't."" - real life spy dialogues"
"Shall I tell you the joke about the bed? No because it hasn't been made up yet."
"Why did Peter Parker get fired? He spent all day on the web."
"It's warmer now, but I'm colder than when it was colder."
"I trick people that I know Spanish by quoting fragments of Spanish songs I know, la bamba."
"Somebody complimented me in my driving today... They left a little note on the windshield, it said ""Parking Fine."""
"The most impressive thing about marathon runners is how they don't check their phone for 3+ hours."
"What is Michael J Fox's favourite song? Shake It Off by Tayler Swift"